KickAss Koffee
BATCH // MOCHA-01

FUNCTIONAL HEALTH SUPPLIMENT

FUEL THE
MISSION

For those to refuse to quit. Protein, Creatine, and Coffee in one delicious scoop. Spend less time mixing and more time moving.

CHECKOUT THE ARMORY

20G

PROTEIN

5G

CREATINE

300MG

CAFFEINE

KickAss Koffee Mocha pouch

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME SEXINESS

02 // THE ARMORY

CHOOSE OUR DOSE

SINGLE BARREL

1 BAG

MONTHLY DOSE

$49.99

SINGLE BARREL pouch

STANDARD

One bag. 30 Servings. 10G Protein. 2.5G Creatine. 150mg Caffeine.

★ TRIBE CHOICE

DOUBLE BARREL

2 BAGS

MONTHLY DOSE

$89.98

DOUBLE BARREL pouches

SAVE $10/MO

Two bags. 30 Servings. 20G Protein. 5G Creatine. 300mg Caffeine.

TRIPLE BARREL

3 BAGS

MONTHLY DOSE

$134.97

TRIPLE BARREL pouches

SAVE $15/MO

Three bags. 30 Servings. 30G Protein. 7.5G Creatine. 450mg Caffeine.

01 // THE LOADOUT

FOUR WEAPONS, ONE SCOOP

SAVE TIME. SAVE MONEY. MAKE GAINS.

Iced mocha splash with swirling cream and foam
02▸ SPEC // 02 • STRENGTH & POWER

CREATINE

Creatine to saturate muscle and detonate on the bar.

  • ■5g creatine monohydrate per scoop
  • ■Boosts strength and power output
  • ■Saturates muscles for explosive lifts
  • ■Improves high-intensity endurance
01▸ SPEC // 01 • MUSCLE GROWTH

PROTEIN

Clean protein per serving to rebuild and grow the machine.

  • ■20g clean protein per scoop
  • ■Repairs and grows lean muscle
  • ■Speeds up post-workout recovery
  • ■Keeps you full and fueled longer
03▸ SPEC // 03 • FOCUS & ENERGY

COFFEE

Caffeine locked in for dialed-in, zero-crash missions.

  • ■340mg caffeine per serving
  • ■Laser focus and clean energy
  • ■Zero sugar, zero crash
  • ■Smooth, real-coffee mocha taste
04▸ SPEC // 04 • RECOVERY & DEFENSE

ANTIOXIDANTS

Natural coffee antioxidants to fight inflammation and shield the machine.

  • ■Rich in chlorogenic acid
  • ■Fights oxidative stress
  • ■Supports immune defense
  • ■Speeds cellular recovery
Mocha coffee and cream splash with beans
SAMPLE 01 // MOCHA MATRIX

03 // SPEC SHEET

THE SCIENCE

No fluff, no fillers, no soft promises. Just mission-grade fuel engineered to hit hard and taste unreal.

01

OBJECTIVE: MUSCLE SATURATION

20g hydrolyzed protein per serving to rebuild and grow.

02

OBJECTIVE: CREATINE LOAD

5g creatine monohydrate for explosive strength output.

03

OBJECTIVE: CAFFEINE LOCK

340mg caffeine for dialed-in focus and clean energy.

04

OBJECTIVE: FLAVOR PROFILE

Mocha. Rich espresso body, dark cocoa, zero chalk.

KICK
ASS
16 OZ

30 SERVINGS · NET WT 16 OZ

One bag = a 30-day mission. Mix, chug, move.

The KickAss tribe
UNIT // 001

04 // THE CLUB

JOIN THE KICKASS KOFFEE CLUB

FIT TO FIGHT

Founded by a military family, we're a tribe of builders, lifters, operators, fighters, and hard working people, who fuel hard and live loud. We believe in protecting our faith, our families, and our communities, unapologetically. We strive to offer the highest quality product at an honest price for honest people. We love the community we've built and we hope you can be a part of it too.

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05 // SUPPLY CHAIN

SHIPS ON THE 1ST

NEXT SHIPMENT

October 1

T-MINUS 23D : 01H : 17M

01 / CHOOSE YOUR BARREL

Pick your loadout. Single, double, or triple — lock the dose that matches the mission.

02 / WE SHIP ON THE 1ST

Every subscription ships on the 1st of the month. Zero-Dark-Thirty logistics, no friction.

03 / FUEL THE MISSION

Mix, chug, and get after it. Cancel or swap barrels anytime — you run the op.